cellphone law breaker

I caught this cellphone law breaker in a parking lot on the cellphone. I like how she continues driving after i asked why is she on her cell phone while driving. the last time i checked it is still illlegal to drive with a cellphone in the state of california.

I hate this person because she does not respect our laws on cellphones and driving, she has no regard for people she might kill one day because of her selfish behavior.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlRdAdbf8Eg

I also put this on youtube.com I admit I hate people who drive while on the phone, I think the worse ones are the one who text while driving. mayby this video will show other people to not do this selffish behavior because there are people who is watcing them.

nuns and halloween

She gets into the cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want to offend you”.


She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes!, I’m single and Catholic!”

“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s OK, my name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”

hookers

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door . "

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SINNER

when bored at a walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
6. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
7. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels
8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again." .....and last but not least,
10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

instant hand sanitizer fire stater

For very cheap and easy way to make fire is instant hand sanitizer and a strike anywhere match. I use this method myself and find it very easy.

You can use any bottle of instant hand sanitizer, just make sure it has ethyl alcohol at least 75%, just put a dab on your kindling , light it with a match and you now have fire.

This a good item to have in your fist aide kit, since it used as a antiseptic you can use it to clean your  hands.

This is a good item to have in any survival kit, because you can use it to start a fire in a emergency situation.